Saturday, September 29, 2007

Burma is burning


I was taught to avoid the name Myanmar, the creation of SLORC, the junta that has ruled the country for two decades. Here we face a classic dilemma: what can democratic states do when corrupt and evil rulers kill nonviolent partisans of democracy? Aung San Suu Kyi says to use sanctions, but manifestly they do not work, since passing up economic opportunities means nothing when there are other states (i.e., China) quite prepared to overlook Shwe & Co.'s filthy record of oppression, ethnic cleansing, etc. As long as Burma has an army of 400,000 ignorant butchers, it hardly matters that 400,000 brave and well organized monks are willing to march: nothing will come of it. In the absence of a global consensus (such a thing will never exist), and as long as France, China, the United States and others facilitate oppression by participating wholeheartedly in the global sale of small arms, I believe that there is only one alternative to scolding and waiting. I think it a mistake to refuse to have full diplomatic and economic relations with other states, because the place where we can make a difference is through trade, though economic incentives. If we've already blockaded a harbor, threatening a bigger blockade sounds pretty thin. Only when we're buying lots of your oil and gas and teak do you want to take our call in the middle of a very dark night.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Apology

To all those who may call in the next twenty minutes: "I'm sorry, but I'm sleepy, and I'm going to bed now."

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Inventory of shoes

I don't have very many, but what I have is of the very highest quality.
-black rubber boots (two pairs, bought 1990 and 2006)
-black flipflops bought at Yamaguchi on Sawtelle (bought 2004)
-black Yogui slip-ons from Keen (bought 2007)
-red Newport H2 sandals from Keen (two pairs, bought 2005 and 2007)
-orange and black trail runners (bought 2007)
-blue & grey drawstring trail runners from Salomon (bought 2005)
-lace-up cordovan dress shoes from Brooks Brothers (bought 1997)
-black plain-toe lace-up dress shoes from Allen Edmonds (bought 1990)
-black sandals from Church (bought 1993)
-snakeproof bottes sauvages from Gokey (bought 1980)
The last four are all made from animal hide.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

John Escreet playing "Bemsha Swing"

Escreet has his own website, but the content is quite limited. Take a look at this.

Come on: how often do you see a YouTube clip that's only been viewed 122 times?

Monday, September 17, 2007

Kwansaba for Alan


My cousin, the one who knows froth,
Alerted me to your recent two cents
And warned me you were going on
About bubbles and froth, froth and bubbles.
Froth is more than one bubble, quotha,
But one bubble can from froth come.
Open a bottle, former chair, daoist sage.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Seeing the light

Briefly: I always disliked Bob Dylan's music, with the exception of a single album that my parents had in the house from my infancy. Then I watched Scorsese's documentary and found there were songs I liked a great deal. The post-crash music can't interest me much, but I am utterly blown away by the energy, the Rabelaisian wildness, of "The Freewheelin' BD." Something of that feeling surfaces in a strange, long song on "Time out of Mind" called "Highlands," but having listened to "Love & Theft," I just don't see much in the new music.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Pairing up after prime time

If Dave and Oprah can hug and make up, so can the Sunnis and Shiites. But why waste the time and money? According to the GAO and Bain & Co's Steve Ellis, the dollars would be far better spent in a massive bombing campaign. It is estimated that five days of intensive bombing could eliminate 75% of the population of Iran, drive a remaining 15% into neighboring countries, and convert the remaining 10% to a cretinous caste of slaves. For a mere $1.5 billion, the oil resources of a country made up of terrorists and generally bad people could become the solution to America's biggest headache, namely, the problem of withdrawing troops from a country where subsequent violence might tarnish America's global reputation.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

A solution

Let's bomb Iran, kill everyone there, then move the Sunni Iraqis there. Then we can supervise an Iraqi election in which Moqtada al-Sadr is elected and withdraw all coalition troops from Iraq. If there are any bombs left, let's bomb Gaza. It would be good to bomb the West Bank too, but what if we hit a settlement by mistake? That would be a tragedy.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

In memoriam

The people killed in Manhattan.
The people killed in Washington, DC.
The people killed in Shanksville, Pennsylvania.

Every human being in Afghanistan killed by American bullets, shells, missiles, and bombs.
Every human being in Iraq killed by American bullets, shells, missiles, and bombs.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

My heroine and heroes

I am not among those who cite their mothers as their greatest heroes. Mothers are a dime a dozen, some good, some shit. Even the greatest of mothers can produce murderous little lads and lasses and it's just not their fault. I like to be able to trace etiology a bit more reliably. Thoreau is a great hero of mine. He was stubborn, decent, peevish, poetic and did not hesitate to take up a minority position. Balzac, because of the great intensity of his commitment, I admire. He handled his money and his love affairs foolishly; he was unstinting in the labor needed to create a simulacrum of the real world; he understood women as well as he did men. Pablo Picasso, Anthony Caro and David Smith, who enabled us to enjoy the world in very new ways. Virginia Woolf, whose voice is unthinkable, wrote an essay so beautiful, so strong, so marvelously angry, relying on a cat without a tail, an imaginary sister, and an ear for language few have matched.

Saturday, September 08, 2007

Things this blog will never mention

Frida Kahlo
Walter Benjamin
Giorgio Agamben
Harry Potter
the credit crunch
George Clooney
Agnes Martin
Bjork
The iPhone
sous vide
Annie Lebowitz
that/which
Burning Man
CGI
chickens
PTSD
The White Stripes
The Mars Volta
fado
twittering
labradoodles
the death of professional tennis
Barack Obama
global warming
string theory
free-range anything
grass-fed anything
microbullage
the evils of bottling water