I hereby swear to boycott all movies that involve
-hitmen
-heists
-ghosts
-redemption
-dysfunctional families
-gambling
-Dustin Hoffman*
-CGI
*Understood as a shorthand for a long list that includes Robin Williams, Tilda Swinton, Oliver Platt, Steve Martin, Halle Berry, Roberto Benigni, Tom Cruise, Renee Zellweger, Nicholas Cage, Daniel Day-Lewis, and countless children.
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Lotsa luck keepin' your oath when "Heist of the Haunted Motion Picture and Television Fund's 'Gamble With Your Damaged Family" Activity Day Assassination" hits theaters
this holiday season.
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